Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Ghosts

What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated drink.

 What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

 What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.

 What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin.

 Can you tell I am getting ready for Halloween?
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11 comments:

  1. Ms. AOctober 29, 2013 at 1:18 AM

    I sure can!

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  2. African RefugeesOctober 29, 2013 at 2:43 AM

    Very funny - I like it.
    Thanks for the laugh

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  3. Rock ChefOctober 29, 2013 at 4:01 AM

    I like the Hoblin Goblin one!

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  4. Brian MillerOctober 29, 2013 at 5:12 AM

    ha. some more fun ones to delight my little ones with at the dinner table tonight...

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  5. DJanOctober 29, 2013 at 5:20 AM

    Yes, CiCi, I can tell. I think I've misplace my Scare Spray. I'll just visit you to remember how to enjoy the season! :-)

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  6. JeanieOctober 29, 2013 at 6:47 AM

    Good ones....I'll have to try to remember them to tell my grandkids.

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  7. stephen HayesOctober 29, 2013 at 9:10 AM

    You definitely have the spirit of the season. Good for you!

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  8. AnonymousOctober 29, 2013 at 9:16 AM

    These are great. Sounds like you are all ready for Halloween.

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  9. AdamOctober 29, 2013 at 6:22 PM

    nice puns

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  10. HilaryOctober 29, 2013 at 9:09 PM

    You goof! :) Fun stuff.

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  11. Liz MaysOctober 30, 2013 at 3:57 PM

    These are adorable!

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