Thursday, October 17, 2013

Halloween Month

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

 What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

 What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?
Pumpkin pi.

 What game do ghosts like to play?
Peek-a-boo.

 What goes "Ha-ha-ha...THUD!"
A monster laughing his head off.

 Oh yeah, gettin' in the mood for Halloween.
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9 comments:

  1. Ms. AOctober 17, 2013 at 1:38 AM

    Silly woman!

    Halloween should be my favorite holiday, no special makeup, or costume necessary.

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  2. DJanOctober 17, 2013 at 5:18 AM

    Thanks for the smiles, CiCi. I especially liked the pumpkin pi. I'll remember that one. :-)

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  3. Brian MillerOctober 17, 2013 at 5:48 AM

    hahaha printing these out and will tell a couple to my boys over dinner tonight...they will love it...

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  4. AdamOctober 17, 2013 at 6:15 AM

    nice ones

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  5. JeanieOctober 17, 2013 at 6:46 AM

    A couple of my grandkids reminded me to put up a few Halloween decorations yesterday....now I'll have to share these jokes with them.

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  6. Rock ChefOctober 17, 2013 at 7:34 AM

    Have fun!

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  7. stephen HayesOctober 17, 2013 at 8:56 AM

    Ha ha! Thanks for the laughs.

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  8. AbbyOctober 17, 2013 at 11:46 AM

    Ha! *THUD*

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  9. Eddie BluelightsOctober 18, 2013 at 12:04 PM

    The clocks are going back - what goes ticktock ticktock wuff wuff?
    A watch dog!!

    What's blue and swings from trees?
    Tarzan in a boiler suit.

    Long time since I visited.
    Nice to stop by and hugs ~ Eddie

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