With love from Lola (my cat) and CiCi (the cat's human). 

What do little ghosts drink? Evaporated drink. What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships. What do witches put on their hair? ...

A little boy was overheard praying, "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a good time ...

At my age that did not "sit" right when I first read this. Then I looked again, and said "Oh, LEEK."

We are used to hearing about Story Hour at the library for the little kidlings, but here in my town we have Senior Hour at the library once ...

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo. What do...

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. Go ahead, laugh.