Saving The Economy

To help save the economy, the government will announce that the immigration department will start deporting seniors instead of illegals in order to lower social security payouts and medicare costs.

Older people are easier to catch and can't remember how to get back home.

This is obviously a joke, someone sent it to me in email. But, hey, how many of you will I see on the bus?

This is the kind of senior joke that my friends and I send to each other regularly.