What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?
Pumpkin pi.
What game do ghosts like to play?
Peek-a-boo.
What goes "Ha-ha-ha...THUD!"
A monster laughing his head off.
Oh yeah, gettin' in the mood for Halloween.
9 comments:
Silly woman!
Halloween should be my favorite holiday, no special makeup, or costume necessary.
Thanks for the smiles, CiCi. I especially liked the pumpkin pi. I'll remember that one. :-)
hahaha printing these out and will tell a couple to my boys over dinner tonight...they will love it...
nice ones
A couple of my grandkids reminded me to put up a few Halloween decorations yesterday....now I'll have to share these jokes with them.
Have fun!
Ha ha! Thanks for the laughs.
Ha! *THUD*
The clocks are going back - what goes ticktock ticktock wuff wuff?
A watch dog!!
What's blue and swings from trees?
Tarzan in a boiler suit.
Long time since I visited.
Nice to stop by and hugs ~ Eddie
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