The milkman stopped at her house on his usual route. The note attached to the milk carrier at her front door said to leave 10 quarts of milk.
Wanting to verify the quantity, the milkman rang her door bell. When she answered, the milkman inquired if she did indeed want him to leave 10 quarts of milk. She answered in the affirmative.
So the milkman asked "Do you want it pasteurized?"
She responded, "Oh no, I just want it past my knees. I want to take a milk bath."
Note: This is the kind of stuff we tell each other at the senior center while we play cards.
10 comments:
Hahahaha! Made me laugh. I'm still smiling. :-)
hahahaha nice...
oh how we communicate...smiles.
Thanks for the chuckle.
Good one!!!
That was one of my dad's joke repertoire ... and he had dozens. :) Sounds like you have a blast there.. deal me in.
Ha! Very punny!
There is a store that has raw milk that is not pasteurized. Apparently it tastes better but I've never tried it. They label it where you have to drink it fast though. Pasteurization has saved many lives as many drinks lasted (safely) less time than produce
Reminds me of an old song (includes the "past your eyes" gag):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI
I like it!
Thank you for sharing.
Good one! Reminds me of something my mom would tell.
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