"Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one. "
~John Lennon

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Test Results

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the  page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?

* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a  wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall is already  built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

If you were the teacher, what score would you have given this exam? If I were the teacher I would have given at least 50%, the student may not have known or been willing to give correct answers, but the student shows a great ability to think.


R. J. said...

Those questions make a good point. When I taught English, I learned I had to ask the question I wanted students to answer. I had to avoid asking a question open to interpretation. Even when I write e-mails, I have to avoid the use of too many pronouns which leave the reader confused. I enjoyed reading Eats, Shoots, and Leaves.

Hilary said...

Oh yes, I'd be willing to give marks for creativity and humour.

Jeanie said...

The creativity of the answers definitely deserves some credit. This student may do better in the long run than the ones who can answer with memorized facts.

DJan said...

Some of those were downright funny. Thanks for the chuckles, CiCi!

Brian Miller said...

seriously this child will probably rule the world for his intelligence...ha...

Stephen Hayes said...

I'm ashamed to admit which of these I missed.

Abby said...

I'm not sure which I liked best - maybe #12!

terri said...

I think I'd give the kid points for creativity and humor!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Funny....love the answers!

Rock Chef said...

Very sensible answers!

Pauline Woodcock said...

Those answers surely deserve more than 50%. I'd say the child got every one right and actually thought about the answers. Very funny!

Jeni said...

Although I can't remember now the wording on the first math word problem Maya had on a test, and which she got wrong because she translated it literally (and was really upset that she got it wrong too until Mandy explained her error and she hit her forehead with her hand and said "Oh! DUH!" I got a lot of chuckles out of those answers to the questions you had here! Original for sure!