"Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one. "
~John Lennon


Thursday, March 13, 2014

The Benefits Of Milk

The milkman stopped at her house on his usual route. The note attached to the milk carrier at her front door said to leave 10 quarts of milk.

Wanting to verify the quantity, the milkman rang her door bell. When she answered, the milkman inquired if she did indeed want him to leave 10 quarts of milk. She answered in the affirmative.

So the milkman asked "Do you want it pasteurized?"

She responded, "Oh no, I just want it past my knees. I want to take a milk bath."


Note: This is the kind of stuff we tell each other at the senior center while we play cards.

10 comments:

DJan said...

Hahahaha! Made me laugh. I'm still smiling. :-)

Brian Miller said...

hahahaha nice...
oh how we communicate...smiles.

Stephen Hayes said...

Thanks for the chuckle.

Ms. A said...

Good one!!!

Hilary said...

That was one of my dad's joke repertoire ... and he had dozens. :) Sounds like you have a blast there.. deal me in.

Abby said...

Ha! Very punny!

Adam said...

There is a store that has raw milk that is not pasteurized. Apparently it tastes better but I've never tried it. They label it where you have to drink it fast though. Pasteurization has saved many lives as many drinks lasted (safely) less time than produce

Rock Chef said...

Reminds me of an old song (includes the "past your eyes" gag):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI

Lawrence Udo-Ekpo said...

I like it!
Thank you for sharing.

Mrs4444 said...

Good one! Reminds me of something my mom would tell.