A man is walking home alone
late one foggy night...
When behind him
he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back,
and through the fog
he makes out the image
of an upright casket
banging its way
down the street
toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run
toward his home,
the casket bouncing quickly
behind him.
FASTER,
FASTER,
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door,
fumbles with his keys,
rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door
with the lid of the casket clapping
CLAPPITY-BUMP...
CLAPPITY-BUMP...
CLAPPITY-BUMP...
On his heels,
the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding;
his head is reeling;
His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH,
THE CASKET BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something,
anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup.
Desperate, he throws the bottle of cough syrup at the casket.
And,
the coffin stops.
(Get it?) (Are you laughing yet?)
13 comments:
Oooooohhhhhhhhhhh, that was so BAD!
:-)
Yep, I got it!
Oh Lord, CiCi, yes I get it and have groaned appropriately. :-)
Hahahaha! It's nice to hear a good, clean joke!
*COLLECTIVE GROAN*
Good one, CiCi!
Ha.. you brought back memories of my Dad. He used to tell one very similar. :)
I get it
Dear me, I did not see this coming, but I will try to remember it for my grandson!!
Visions of Edgar Allen Poe's A Tell-Tale Heart right up until the funny ending.
Hahaha!!
hahahaha oldie...but a good one...i had not heard that in a while....happy halloween to you cici
Ha! So bad it's good. :)
Boo, Bad joke, But I larfed.
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