"Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one. "
~John Lennon


Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Ghosts

What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated drink.

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin.

Can you tell I am getting ready for Halloween?

11 comments:

Ms. A said...

I sure can!

Lawrence Udo-Ekpo said...

Very funny - I like it.
Thanks for the laugh

Rock Chef said...

I like the Hoblin Goblin one!

Brian Miller said...

ha. some more fun ones to delight my little ones with at the dinner table tonight...

DJan said...

Yes, CiCi, I can tell. I think I've misplace my Scare Spray. I'll just visit you to remember how to enjoy the season! :-)

Jeanie said...

Good ones....I'll have to try to remember them to tell my grandkids.

Stephen Hayes said...

You definitely have the spirit of the season. Good for you!

dkzody said...

These are great. Sounds like you are all ready for Halloween.

Adam said...

nice puns

Hilary said...

You goof! :) Fun stuff.

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

These are adorable!