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~John Lennon


Thursday, October 17, 2013

Halloween Month

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?
Pumpkin pi.

What game do ghosts like to play?
Peek-a-boo.

What goes "Ha-ha-ha...THUD!"
A monster laughing his head off.

Oh yeah, gettin' in the mood for Halloween.

9 comments:

Ms. A said...

Silly woman!

Halloween should be my favorite holiday, no special makeup, or costume necessary.

DJan said...

Thanks for the smiles, CiCi. I especially liked the pumpkin pi. I'll remember that one. :-)

Brian Miller said...

hahaha printing these out and will tell a couple to my boys over dinner tonight...they will love it...

Adam said...

nice ones

Jeanie said...

A couple of my grandkids reminded me to put up a few Halloween decorations yesterday....now I'll have to share these jokes with them.

Rock Chef said...

Have fun!

Stephen Hayes said...

Ha ha! Thanks for the laughs.

Abby said...

Ha! *THUD*

Eddie Bluelights said...

The clocks are going back - what goes ticktock ticktock wuff wuff?
A watch dog!!

What's blue and swings from trees?
Tarzan in a boiler suit.

Long time since I visited.
Nice to stop by and hugs ~ Eddie