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Friday, December 27, 2013

Where Is The Toilet Paper

One of the nuisance things about moving so many times is finding where the toilet paper holder is. That's right. Think about it. You get up during the night because your bladder just woke you enough to know you would be more comfortable if you go into the bathroom and relieve the full bladder. Okay. Keep the eyes closed, stumble into the bathroom, don't want to wake up all the way so you can get right back to sleep. Sit. Reach to the right. No toilet paper. Reach to the left. Still no toilet paper. Where the heck is it? Now you have to wake up. Darn. Oh. That's right. At this place I have a stand alone toilet paper holder. It stands straight ahead. Oh brother. I hope I can get back to sleep. See what I mean? Moving multi times has some strange and lesser known downsides. Too much information? Oh.

10 comments:

DJan said...

I do know exactly what you mean. It happens to me, too, when I'm in a hotel room, or visiting my sister. :-)

Brian Miller said...

ha. i hear you....and when you reach for where it should be and it isnt there, it gets the heart going too...

Adam said...

I always hate going to a public restroom and it'd be out or almost out. Then you have to get creative

Stephen Hayes said...

I've trained myself to climb out of bed, stagger to the bathroom and pee---all without waking up. But if a door gets closed or the seat isn't in its proper position I wake up and it becomes a very long night.

Linda said...

First, I have to remember where I am in order to figure out where the tp is located. It's a jolt not to be where you usually are! Just trying to remember where I am is enough to wake me up.

Abby said...

Ha! At least you found the bathroom!

Hilary said...

Ha.. something we can all relate to. You're funny, CiCi.. you're on a roll.

Timothy Hecht said...

Disorientation in ones commodial area can be very stressful. I recommend staging several rolls in different locations around the bowl.

You can never be too prepared.

Stickup Artist said...

I sleep like a rock throughout the night. I guess I'm lucky that way!

Anyway, enough about me. I really wanted to stop by to wish you a safe, healthy and Happy New Year!!

terri said...

Not TMI. Just a humorous hazard of your life. Thanks for sharing a funny moment with us. Happy New Year, Cici!