I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun sets. Then it dawned on me.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
When chemists die, they barium.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
Hope at least one of these made you chuckle.