"Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one. "
~John Lennon


Friday, April 5, 2013

Heh Heh

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Broken pencils are pointless.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun sets. Then it dawned on me.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

When chemists die, they barium.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

Hope at least one of these made you chuckle. 


5 comments:

Rock Chef said...

Everyone liked Mr Mushroom. He was a fungi... (made up by my youngest son).

Brian Miller said...

haha thanks for the chuckles this morning cici...hope your week is going well...we got 5 inches of snow last night....in april, crazy

DJan said...

Ha! Sitting here trying to pull one of these out of my memory bank and finally giving up. It seems to be empty. :-)

Shadowthorne @ Ramzu Zahini said...

Good one RC!

I read jokes, but hardly laugh at them.

It's not you, it's me. Not a joke either :)

Stephen Hayes said...

They ALL made me chuckle.